Existential Avoidance 101

A course in avoiding the crushing ennui of modern life.

By avoiding the abyss of existential dread, we can achieve a state of perfect, numb contentment.

Take the first lesson: Denial of Reality

Explore Absurd Conspiracy Theories to distract from your impending doom

Learn the art of not caring about anything, really

Lesson 1: Denial of Reality

In this lesson, we will cover the basics of ignoring the obvious.

By ignoring the obvious, you can create a sense of control in a seemingly uncontrollable world.

Example: When your neighbor's lawn is overgrown, just tell yourself it's a "lawn art project."

Quiz: What is the most obvious thing you can ignore in your daily life?